Ferris wheels

Will someone please tell me why we as a people still enjoy ferris wheels? To me they are way out-dated. I mean who gives a shit about going in a giant circle buckled into a basket. I could see if the thing was to go super fast, but it barely goes what-- a blistering 3 miles an hour. Whoa! break out the five point harness's and crash helmets. Now I completely understand it being the hottest friggin thing around a hundred or so years ago when the coolest thing around was a trains and going to flicker shows. People please get with the new century, and find something that can actually entertain instead of bore you into a coma. AHHH! I think I have it! Maybe what the allure of this contraption at first was that it was a thrill-ride of sorts. By that I mean the first ferris wheels were made of wood. Now I don't know about you, but the mere thought of being any distance in the air, least of all in a WOODEN BASKET-- Well I have to tell you I get so puckered-- I pinch cotton! Picture it if you will figure this thing is new, but with everything new, and exciting-- It gets well used. On top of that little factoid, how about the fact that when they in there beginning stages ,were made out of wood. Now your on your way up in the air you and maybe a lover. Ok now your almost to the top, and you here this god awful creaking and cracking coming from your little gondola. You then stop doing everything including breathing-- hell!  one good fart that gondola could come apart on you, and you plummet to your death. Maybe that was the mystique of it at first. Now all it is is something if your high enough you can see the one thing you try your hardest to get away from-- your house!. Oh well I just don't get it, but maybe I'm not supposed to. Oh well! that's about all for now. More to come later. Remember to be good, but when that fails just go ahead and be good at whatever it is..

Where is all the original thought these days

 I have been sitting here reading news from yahoo as I usually do when I am bored, and I have come to find out that there are going to be some re-makes of certain movies and television shows. One such re-make is one of my all time favorite movie from when I was a kid-- ROBOCOP. Now that to me is sacrilege. I say that because it was the right time for that movie back when I was a kid. A few other re-makes on the verge of creation are Murder She Wrote (my grandmother in her grave if she knew that, and if she did we could sell tickets to that show) Anyhow! The Flash is another show they are remaking. I remember watching this show as a kid and even at that young tender age I remember it being a turd! Wonder woman is also a show they intend on remaking, again like the flash it wasn't that good the first time around-- Although Wonder Woman was kind of good, but only because there were only 3 channels. Now there are a few others that escape my brain right now, but I can tell you that when I saw the names all I could say was "what the fuck" while vigorously shaking my head in disgust. I mean where is all the creativity these days? Do these movie studio's  not have a creative bone left in their body? I say no! Everything these days is all about the bottom line. They just want to find some kind of feces to smear on the screen, throw a ton of advertisement between the show breaks, and just watch the money roll in. Doesn't anyone have an original idea anymore. Oh boy what to do. Oh well I guess I have ranted enough for today. goodbye for now my followers. Remember to be good, but if you can't then be good at it. Later Taters

Unleash the anger

Ok my devoted followers I am going to unleash some venom. Now I this poison is most definitely going to be directed towards my employer. Now by employer I am talking about The Dollar Tree corporate, and all the bullshit they are. I have been working as a cashier for those fuckers for almost two years now. I should have gotten a raise for my one year anniversary, but they figured a way to fuck me. What they did was this-- The state of Vermont raised the minimum wage, and Dollar Tree called that my raise. Now my manager had taken notice that I am a valued employee, and he put me in for a merit raise back in July. Now I was happy to hear that, because I have never gotten a raise due to my workmanship. Knowing I had become a valued employee  made me excited. I believe if your a hard-worker then you should be paid accordingly. This is where my poison cursor kicks in. The fucking company had said I would receive a quarter. Now that isn't much; however I was good with it. Now comes the venom! These fucking scumbag poop bastards gave me my raise alright. I only got fifteen cents of my twenty-five. Now so much for the appreciation for the extreme pain I go through to offer superb service to my customers. Just today I heard from many of my customers, and they had said I am always kind, courteous, and very respectful. Most enjoy my witty banter, and polite repartee. So now that I have been slapped in the face-- fuck em. I will be looking for a new job. With any luck I will land some type of office job so I won't have to break my ass like I do. I hope this gets to the right people, and policy changes. A person should never get fucked like that while having clothes on. I gotta say those fuckers are really lucky I need that job to show employment for a home loan other-wise hasta la bye bye-- see you fuckers never. Well anyhow I think that is all the rant I got in me right now. Oh well so shall it be... for now! Well my friends again I stress being good, but if the urges become to much then the least you can do is be very good at it. "What it is! What it was! What it shall be" (Adrian Cronauer) (Good Morning Vietnam)