Monday, March 17, 2014

Cupcakes

        Here I am again to post yet another ounce of dribble about nothing in particular. Let us just dive right in shall weOne day as I was shopping I decided I would buy some cupcake mixes. I was tired of buying already made cupcakes and other snackages because they were too expensive.It was a day not unlike any other day, yet something was amiss, but what could it be?  I finally decided it was time I would make some of those cupcakes. I then had a thought, I will make enough and bring to the college to share these delicious mo fo's with all my friends.  
        So I make these spongy delicious bastards, and bag them up to bring with me in the morning. However, the next morning it was snowing like a son of a gun, and all classes were called off. Yup I am sure you see where I am going with this. That's right campers; there I was 1 fat guy, and 2 bags of cupcakes, stuck at home in a blizzard. Well to make a long story short (too late!) them suckers took it hard. I mean it was Biblically Brucevicous. When the smoke finally cleared there I was asking myself what did we learn from this little adventure Dorothy? I quickly snapped back, next time I get the urge to bake I had better check the weather!!!!!!! HaHa later tater's

Sunday, March 9, 2014

Action movie thugs

      So here I am watching an action movie, and I find myself wondering how come the henchmen keep going after the action star? 
      In this movie I am watching this one guy gets a triple tap in the mouth, followed by a vicious double gut buster. I mean the hits were so hard I almost threw up. Anyways after the gut busters the action star proceeded to do a double jaw kick ninja flip kind of deal; I was like what! I mean that guy got knocked the hell out.
      I mean the action star takes out a small army with his bare hands, and the henchmen want to keep going after him. there is something fundamentally wrong with that thinking.
     Although for the level of acting I am sure glad it had that much action in it as  it did, or else I would have fallen asleep much faster.