Bitch, piss, and moan

    I was driving along today, going home to get a bit of munch, and just as I was passing into Barre from Montpelier; I drive by a state trooper who was blatantly driving one handed while talking on his cell phone. 
    Now I am a firm believer that authority figures-- such troopers are--should lead by example! I almost called and reported him, but I didn't have his plate number, because it was so covered with dirt I couldn't read it--which is yet another illegal thing about this ass wipe.
    It pisses me off when I see those fuck heads do shit like that, because you know if they saw me doing it you had better god damn well believe they would have me on the side of the road in a heartbeat--extorting money, or as they call it giving out tickets.
      I tell you if I could have pulled him over; boy that would be a trip. Me walk up to his car, and him the same sh peal he gives to his victims. Ask him "do you know why I pulled you over?"he would then retort "nope," and i would then scream "because your a fucking asshole, and you were on your cell phone."
    The laws must apply to everyone, or they protect no one. This was just one example of the negligent shit I seen these pricks do behind the wheel. I have to say that most cops are terrible drivers who never obey traffic laws. Face it who is going to say shit to them--aside from me that is (HaHaHa), but then again I thrive on being an asshole to fuckers like that prick.
      So in short if you see a cop doing illegal shit then report them. They are not above the law! Here endeth the lesson.