So here I am watching an action movie, and I find myself wondering how come the henchmen keep going after the action star?
In this movie I am watching this one guy gets a triple tap in the mouth, followed by a vicious double gut buster. I mean the hits were so hard I almost threw up. Anyways after the gut busters the action star proceeded to do a double jaw kick ninja flip kind of deal; I was like what! I mean that guy got knocked the hell out.
I mean the action star takes out a small army with his bare hands, and the henchmen want to keep going after him. there is something fundamentally wrong with that thinking.
Although for the level of acting I am sure glad it had that much action in it as it did, or else I would have fallen asleep much faster.
Oh my God you make me laugh! I don't even like movies like this (and you think YOU are the cupcake around here) but I love this one - I mean I love your review anyway. Go, Chris!
ReplyDeletelol "or else I would have fallen asleep much faster"... I have to say, I do not miss those awful action movies I used to watch when I can get the perfect synopsis from you.
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